We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
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