The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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