she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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