I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Randomize
