if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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