i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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