i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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