Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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