I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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