ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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