i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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