Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Randomize
