U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
He is an equal opportunity slut.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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