Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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