we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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