Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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