Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
