I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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