Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
We had to coat check the pizza.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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