I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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