my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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