I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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