I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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