You're my little dorito
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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