I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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