I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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