It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Dignity is for republicans.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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