drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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