About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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