super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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