There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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