I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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