Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
