fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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