it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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