her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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