I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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