On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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