Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Randomize