so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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