what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
she pinky promised me she was 18
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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