I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
