What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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