he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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