What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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