seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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