(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
