sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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