i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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