So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Let's get the cat blown out
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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