I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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