If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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