i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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