giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Let's get the cat blown out
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize