Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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